|me:||*plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*|
|me:||*opens microsoft word* wait, what?|
|me:||wow I'm fat|
|me:||maybe I look ok|
|me:||I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM|
|me:||I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now|
|me:||I am more than just my weight!|
|me:||who the fuck cares about anything|
|me:||I AM SO FAT.|
|me:||idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful|
|me:||i hate myself|
|Dumbledore:||The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students|
|Dumbledore:||Except for detention|
|Dumbledore:||Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest|
|Dumbledore:||Doesn't that make so much sense|
|Dumbledore:||I'm so good at rules|
|Dumbledore:||Ten points to Dumbledore|
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